#all jokes aside though
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wh1spic · 3 months ago
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I find the best way to deal with being hit by a car is to make a hot chocolate with some chilly and hazelnut in it. It heals your inside wounds!
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lobsterwizard · 3 months ago
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Say, if hypothetically, a Not!Them of someone got confused and went to go impersonate someone at the wrong workplace, it accidentally got married and eventually had a child. Would the child be an avatar of the stranger?
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the-girl-down-the-street · 3 months ago
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sorry guys wdym kelly is pregnant and max is gonna be a dad?? and i found out on tumblr?? HUH??
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what-state-is-cheese · 4 months ago
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Just watched The Sixth Sense for the first time and was definetely not prepared for that particular rollercoaster of emotions
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greyfingers · 6 months ago
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you're single-handedly making me want to watch longlegs just to see what it s about. it s unfortunately not out in cinemas over here yet but the curiosity is killing me
oh my godddd you absolutely should when you get the chance. it's an incredibly silly and ridiculous movie but it's so much fun!
and yeah as you can probably see i'm absolutely very normal about Nicolas Cage's performance in it, ha ha ha! he's so incredibly erotic funny! a very sexy talented man!!!
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lightbluesleeper · 1 year ago
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*crawls towards u soaked in blood hanging onto ur ankle* YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED ROXIE RICHER SO BADDDD
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chaos--mode · 2 years ago
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ayyyy sorry for going awol a boy asked me out and i short circuited for four days ✌
im kinda busy tomorrow but i have a chill weekend ahead so i should be able to get to drafts and such shortly!! thank y'all sm for your patience you're all saints for putting up w me truly ♡
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ilivelikeimtrying · 3 years ago
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Well fuck
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bluejaem · 3 years ago
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i keep on sleeping during the day because i've been experiencing a lot of fatigue recently AND I KEEP WAKING UP THINKING ITS THE NEXT DAY
when i find out it's not im literally in shock like wtf-
kay bb :(( i’m not keen on sending na jaemin to your place to take care of you later on so you better take good care of yourself right now 😾❗DRINK LOTS OF WATER, take plenty of rest, and do not think about that pretty ass mf who goes by the name of na jaemin <3
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hoziersong · 4 years ago
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me: *reading vonnegut* omg just like dean supernatural
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fanmoose12 · 4 years ago
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‘Chapter 4 is gonna be the end of Levihan suffering.’
Oh God, Hange’s gonna get run down by a bus, isn’t she... 🙈🙈🙈
spoilers! hange and levi are both going to be end up in a horrible accident, and they both will die before confessing their true feelings😌
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whoopsalittlewhumpy · 4 years ago
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shadeswift99 · 4 years ago
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*hugs*
*falls over probably*
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elle-watches-stuff · 4 years ago
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Me and everyone else who thinks Peter is in witness protection:
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my-crushes-arent-real · 4 years ago
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akskakdj wait ****f/o's. i was so caught up in the euphoria of them loving me i forgot they're fictional jsjdkdfk
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Anon...... I have willed your meme into existence. I hope this pleases you. B)
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bountydroid · 5 years ago
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Me after successfully convincing my husband to grow a mustache while leaving out the part where it’s because I’m turning him into Pedro Pacal
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